Spider on the floor

Spider on the Floor – song (to “If You’re Happy and You Know it”)

There’s a spider on the floor, on the floor [repeat]
Who could ask for more, there’s a spider on the floor
There’s a spider on the floor, on the floor.

Now the spider’s on my shoe… I don’t know what to do…

… on my leg, he’s really really big
… on my stomach, he’s a big old lummock
… on my chest, I’m a great big mess
… on my face, oh what a big disgrace
… on my head, oh I wish I were dead

But it falls off! There’s a spider on the floor…